What used to be an hour of ‘intimate stories’, got replaced by ‘La Parde de Haut-Bailly’. A Ruby in a glass. So silky, yet rich of taste. Add a good book and there you have it. A recipe for the night. And No! Not a book on ‘How To Get Him Back’.
‘A glass of wine,’ friends nose lingered around mine. ‘Is so much better than sex!’
To her, one of those is out of the question for nine months.
However today, I am not so sure about the last statement. I am meeting him tomorrow. Unshaven legs worked fine before, but mine were waxed. Waste of a good plan if you ask me.
Back to the drawing board! I make a list. Yes and a No. He is extremely handsome and… No, starting over. There is one column. 100% success! His idea of fun… in and out. Kissing? Romance? Just like the hair on my legs, non existent.
The fit of laughter came unexpected. I tried to stop, couldn’t. A friend had to be told of this story. My cheeks blushed. I hid my face deep into a pillow.
‘I can only imagine ‘the list’ of his:
Yes and No’
‘Not for Consideration!’