It’s been three months since the ‘eviction letter’.
What used to be an hour of ‘intimate stories’, got replaced by ‘La Parde de Haut-Bailly’. A Ruby in a glass. So silky, yet rich of taste. Add a good book and there you have it. A recipe for the night. And No! Not a book on ‘How To Get Him Back’.
‘A glass of wine,’ friends nose lingered around mine. ‘Is so much better than sex!’
To her, one of those is out of the question for nine months.
However today, I am not so sure about the last statement. I am meeting him tomorrow. Unshaven legs worked fine before, but mine were waxed. Waste of a good plan if you ask me.
Back to the drawing board! I make a list. Yes and a No. He is extremely handsome and… No, starting over. There is one column. 100% success! His idea of fun… in and out. Kissing? Romance? Just like the hair on my legs, non existent.
The fit of laughter came unexpected. I tried to stop, couldn’t. A friend had to be told of this story. My cheeks blushed. I hid my face deep into a pillow.
‘I can only imagine ‘the list’ of his: Yes and No’
‘Not for Consideration!’
February 26th, 2013 at 17:18
A glass of booze is always better than any man. At least for me. And im not even single haha
February 26th, 2013 at 17:33
Ha, That is exactly what my friend says!
February 26th, 2013 at 18:42
Here is a joke:
A man and a woman are sitting by the sea as the sun goes down having a drink on their wedding anniversary.
“Forty years!” she says. “Forty years and you have always been by my side. There have been some pretty tough times and sometimes it seemed we might not get through, but you have always been there for me.”
The man turns to her.
“Darling,” he says, “that is the sweetest thing you have said to me in years. Is it you talking? Or is it the drink?”
“Oh it’s me talking all right,” his wife replies. “But I’m talking to the drink!”
February 26th, 2013 at 18:51
Ahaha
That is a good joke! Thanks for sharing it with us here, ‘Crazy Ladies’!
Just a sneaky question: Is that a story of yours?
February 26th, 2013 at 18:54
Well, Carmen isn’t here at the moment. She has gone out for a drink with her mate, who is also called Carmen funnily enough. But she only drinks herbal tea and the joke doesn’t make much sense with a camomile in front of her, does it. She has a lot to put up with in me but I try to be sympathetic!
February 26th, 2013 at 18:58
No I guess not with camomile. Al tho! It is known to be relaxing, so there you go
February 26th, 2013 at 21:56
Solution: find one who doesn’t mind unwaxed legs and who makes you laugh.